-.-

So, I officially declare parties where you go around and ask eachother stupid questions (all about how much sex you’ve had) as stupid. The trick-or-treating was fun, the party sucked. It wasn’t Colette’s fault at all, it was just the stupid questions and retarded answers. Having learned some stuff that really didn’t make me happy, I stabbed my wall 5 times, and punched it for good measure. Huzzah.

Candy:

5 Butterfingers

3 Twixes

8 Crunches

13 Kit Kats

10 Tootsie Rolls

15 Reeses Pieces

15 Suckers

10 M&M thingies

4 Milky Ways

2 Skittles

2 Sweet Tarts

10 Various Smartie/Smartie Powder thingies

1 Nerds

50 random thingies

Mostly pretty good. I gave away about 15 snickers and 5 bars of white chocolate.

O.o

Because I feel the need to post, again. As I do my chemistry stuff, I’ve been confronted with a really new problem.

I want to know everything about everything.

I feel like I have to be an expert on every subject I touch. If I do something, I can’t suck at it. That’s my thought process. I’ll work at it till I don’t suck.

And it’s wearing me out as far as my will to learn goes. I think it’s mostly because of the resources I’ve been using for research. Wikipedia.org has mountains, gold mines, whatever you wish, of information. On everything. Every time I touch that place I end up having 5 windows open, because there was a term I didn’t understand in whatever I was researching. I went from researching Alkali Metals to Hydrogen Bombs and Atomic Clocks and Jupiter. And every time I open a new window, I’m presented with a page full of stuff I don’t know or understand. And yet out of this necessity to know, I read until I at least have a partial understanding. I hate it. Yay for not being satisfied with the fact that I’m not Einstein.

It’s not like I obsess over the subject, it’s just a frustration I’ve reached as I research various stuff.

O.o

Mmmm, I woke up at 11:30, and it felt good. I’ve been planning out the next two weeks a little bit, as there’s only 9 days left until Halo 2 comes out (so far it’s gotten 3 perfect 10’s), and at this point there are two LAN parties on the horizon, both of which Daniel informed me of. Apparantly the administration is allowing a LAN on the 9th in the cafeteria, for three hours. How awesome is that? Yeah, well, you be quiet, because it is awesome. The other is a standard Halo 2 party over Thanksgiving, but as things are setting up, we’re gonna have more than 16 people, but maybe we’ll have an extra box set up so two people can play co-op? Anyways, that’s got me pumped up. I actually had a dream last night that I got my hands on the full, English, NTSC version, and I had invited a couple friends over to play, and I was screaming insanities from being so excited. *cough*

Another slight thing that has me worried is that my XBox has been getting more and more disc errors – Daniel found a few forum threads saying it was cause by the type of drive in my XBox. Apparantly the lens slowly slides out of place. I’d work on replacing it right now, but with Halo 2 coming out in a few days, I really don’t wanna be left without an XBox on that day. 🙁

I hadn’t made a gaming post for a while, I figured I was obligated.

^^

This week has slowly been growing more enjoyable and fun at an exponential rate. Not to say it didn’t start out great, because, well, it was great at the beginning too. Today was nifty, as I finally got the recommended 7 hours of sleep (I’m trying to cut down on the obligatory sleep comments) and I finally have proof that less sleep makes for a longer, harder school day. I swear, my classes flew by, and I had enough energy after school to chill with Caitlyn, and Megan, Katherine (she had to break off from the group shortly afterwards to go to dance), and Ben Feldman, and we ended up running into Ben Myers, and he stuck with us for a while, and summoned Zach down, but then they went back up to their house, and Megan went her own way. About then it was, I guess, 4:30, and Ben Feldman stuck with us for another 10 minutes, and I parted ways with Caitlyn at exactly 4:50, which I must say was excellent timing all around.

We perused a lot of places, mostly at Megan’s choosing and whim, but the only place worth noting was Center Ithaca, at which the fire alarm went off and prevented me from getting pizza. 🙁 We walked around and 5 minutes later there were 3 fire trucks surrounding the place, and the firemen were just leaving. It smelled like things were burning because we were next to some food place. I walked home at a really fast pace, it only took me 10 or 15 minutes to get home from the commons, which just made the icing on the already delicous cake. Overall was mucho excellente.

I have a lot of homework this weekend, plus there’s a party at Colette’s from 4:30 to 9:30 Sunday, so I may try and tackle some tonight. May being the key word in that sentence. I talked with Gwen on the phone for a long time (like an hour or so) and Daniel for a little while (30 minutes), so I feel extremely socialized today. Today was just awesome to its very core.

^^

Wewt. Sunday was nift-o. Church was standard, and as it turns out, the “sound team” has officially become “set everything up team”. I don’t mind all that much, but it sort of gets annoying when you have to spend 30 minutes before and after church moving stuff. Plus, this team consists of no adults, so it’s just us four teenage boys, which is kind of messed up. Having no adult on the team makes it harder to get things across to people who set up food and musical stuff. Bah, humbug. Church was good, though it’s starting to center almost entirely around Greg and Sunday School. We did Hell (part 1), but unfortunately I forgot all the questions I was gonna ask when the time came. I think some of you guys might like Greg, he explains stuff far better than I can.

Wonga. I don’t usually talk that much about church.

Anyways, Monday had it’s ups and downs. I woke up late, at 7:30, so I was sprinting around looking for pants, of which I had none, so I had to wear my pair that were olive and too small (strangely enough the waist is still too big despite this, I hate how they make clothes) for me. Got to school alright, had a pretty easy English and Chemistry test, though the Chemistry one might be a little low, at least B+ range , methinks. Didn’t have much homework at all, just Math, and I ignored the German. Pah.

Spent most of my time home talking with people and shtuff.

O.o

GAHAHAHAHA!

I couldn’t help but share this one.

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we’re not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we’re going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn’t work out, we’ll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

BWAHAHAHA, so funny (and true).

EDIT:

Fo shizzle, quizzizzles.

zvnc

You’re Autumn. You’re much more laid back than

most and you’re very comfortable in new

situations. You would rather let things go with the

flow then try to change them. You have a lot of

close friends who love you because you can help

them with their problems. You’re a very patient

person and it takes a lot to get you rattled.

You’re definitely a lover, not a hater.

What season are you? (pics)

brought to you by Quizilla

(corrected the horrific grammar and spelling because my eyes were screaming bloody murder)

^^

*blinks* This week has just blurred by, which causes great joy to me. I haven’t gotten much sleep at ALL this week (Caitlyn certainly wasn’t any help there, but admittedly I’ve done the same to her ^^;;;), but I haven’t been all that tired. School is getting more and more pleasant. It’s sort of set in that it’s not going to end, that the school won’t burn down, and Mary won’t have a heart attack in the near future. In light of that prospect, I’ve warmed up to the people around me (that I don’t know, that is) so new friends are becoming a possibility.

I was up extremely late last night. I finished that retarded formal lab report at like 2:30 or 3, and continued chatting with her until we consented to a 3 (for her, 2) hour nap at 4:00 AM. I woke up at 7:42 and managed to be out the door at 7:50. I had a math quiz and a global test, which I think I did pretty well on. The math quiz was mad easy – everyone in the class was stressing and sounded like they bombed, especially when my teacher started laughing when one girl handed her paper in. Highly amusing.

Verah happy.

^^

Today felt…long. It just didn’t end. German always goes slow, but even Global felt sluggish today. The general lack of sleep sort of adds on to that. I got home at 5:00 yesterday, and plopped down on my bed and slept till 8:15. I probably started my homework at 9:00, maybe 10:00, and didn’t finish till 2:00. It wasn’t all that bad though, people are on until about midnight, and Caitlyn kept me company for the last two hours.

I found it rather amusing that GTA: San Andreas was leaked. Definately amuses me.

O.o

Today was rather mediocre. School was bland, in general. Yesterday sucked. I didn’t have any of my English homework done, and gym was COLD. I didn’t get to any other classes, because I was up till 4-ish doing homework, and then I woke up and was like “crap” so I stayed home until 10:00, went to an orthodontics appointment (they say I’m close to being done!) and got to school at like 11:45, and made it into the last 20 minutes of programming. After school I had to take two quizzed I missed. I bombed the one I thought I was gonna do well one (78) and did pretty well on the one I thought I was gonna bomb (90). Anyways, after getting done with that, Gwen and Amy were kind enough to wait for me as I finished them, and they walked with me till the Commons, and I continued on home. It was COLD yesterday. Brrrr. I got to see Amy’s house, which was nifty, I guess. Her cat is weird.

Anyways. I guess it’s dinner food hour.

EDIT:

Continuing with what I never got to…heh. Caitlyn gave me two CDs she burned for me, of the “Pet Shop Boys”, whom have a very 80’s techno style. They’re different than what I’m used to, but I like them. Some of the songs (only a few) are more pop-ish than techno, though.

So far this weekend has not lived up to par. Mostly because of a friend of my parent’s, who’s staying over. Including his little 12/13 year old kid. For some reason, the decided that they’d stick the kid in my room. Why? I don’t know. As many of you out there know, I am not particularly fond of middle schoolers. They bother me.

In any case, the two of them got here last night at 7:00. Being expected to entertain the poor child, the only game I had that was worthy of his parent’s approval was Burnout 3 (even this was something of a stretch…Halo and Ninja Gaiden were too violent, Fable was….ahem, Dead or Alive was too….you get the idea…). Problem being, he’s not a gamer. So he kinda sucked at it. And when I say kinda, I mean really, really, really. Because of that, it only lasted like 30 minutes, so I pleaded to Daniel to bail me out. We talked for like 30 minutes, leaving the kid to read my game manuals and stuff (he said he wanted to!) and was at peace for 20 minutes, until my dad guilt tripped me and had me set him up with the only game suitable for him (or his rents) on my computer, Crack Attack (you line of blocks of the same color….really…it’s innocent…) which worked for about 15 minutes. After that I was forced to abandon the phone, and managed to chat him up for 10 minutes, until (This being about 10:00) he tuckered out, hopped onto my bed, and proceeded to sleep. The indignity of it all was overwhelming, and I didn’t really feel like sleeping on my couch, waiting to fall asleep for many hours. So I walked upstairs and watched TV in relative peace, falling asleep on a couch at about midnight.

They leave tomorrow morning.

O.o

Behold, the power of cheese Microsoft…

At approximately 6 AM this morning, Halo 2 was leaked. The full version of the French PAL game was released onto every p2p network and a piracy forum. Almost every XBox related forum was immediately rushed with links, new hosts, spoilers, screenshots, you name it. That lasted, at most, 12 hours. Microsoft stepped in.

All 24 known p2p sites are clean. Every XBox forum I know of is clean. I applaud you, Microsoft.

I have an image of a 19-year-old French hacker, sitting in prison, next to a buff and tattooed man. Inquiring in a gruff voice, “What’re you doing here?”. The French hacker grins and responds, “I haf leaked ze Halo 2 game! We we!”

Rot in prison, you disgusting example of a gamer.

Or suffer millions in lawsuits.

Either one suits me.

The big long post about my weekend has arrived! Huzzah.

So Sam arrived to my house at like 2:00, and we chilled, ate this awesome bread, and stuff until 4, at which point we left to go to Kerry’s house. We looked at pictures, failed at getting Kerry’s VCR to work, and other various things. People started arriving at like 6:00 (Ben, Colette, and Zach, then about 15 minutes later Jennie, then Jared, and about two ish hours later Sho, along with Max…). Sho turned out to be the only surprised one about Sam being there, which was severely dissapointing (to me, at least), but it was fun none the less. We ran around outside and continually attempted to sit down and talk, which we continually failed at. It ended at 11:00 and everyone left all at once, by some miracle.

We slept and Sunday arrived. Sam and I set up all the church shtuff and Sam ran the sound for old time’s sake. After church at like 12:15 we met up with Sho, Evan, and Kerry and walked to Wownet and played pool, which all of us suck at. Evan had to go, (This being about 1:30) so we went on top of the parking garage. Sho kept saying it was “sketchy” but neither Kerry nor I could find anything truly illegal about being on top of the little used thing. It was extremely cold, so we decided to head down into Collegetown Bagels, which was overpopulated, so we went to Juna’s. We ate stuff and I had a moccha, and sat down and felt very warm. (Also, Jeff, Scott, and Brennan made random appearances throughout.) After much coercing, they managed to get me to step into Evolution (I never left the “normal” section), at which Sho bought something, who knows what. We walked from there to T-Shirt express and perused the funny and amusing shirts they had.

From there we parted ways with Sho, and walked up to my house. We hung around there for a good two hours (I owned them all in foosball) and my dad drove us to Dan’s house for a little thing he was having there. We ate pizza, played Burnout 3, Halo, SSBMelee, and the little DBZ thingy game. He has a wicked awesome house. Jared didn’t get there until we had to leave, unfortunately. We got home at 8:30, and we were left with the dilemma of having two hours to fill. We talked and played scrabble (we came up with new words such as “uzisexed” and “dwifing”) and stuff.

Sam left this morning at 7:30 (he didn’t wake me up, just left a note). Lots of fun.

O.o

STOLEN FROM ELLIOTZORZ.

1. Kissed your cousin: Three words: WHAT_THE_CRAP.

2. Ran away: Newp.

3. Pictured your crush naked: What?

4. Skipped school: Nay.

5. Broken someone’s heart?: I don’t think so..

7. Cried when someone died: Yep, when my cousin died in 5th grade.

8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn’t have: Welcome to mah world.

9. Broken a bone: Not one.

10. Done something embarrassing: Most of the embarrasing stuff I do is partially on purpose.

11. Lied: Yeah, but not often at all.

12. Cried in school: Nope.

WHICH IS BETTER…

13. Coke or Pepsi: Coke.

14. Sprite or 7UP: Sprite.

15. Girls or guys: Girls.

16. Candy or flowers: How about candy flowers?

17. Mustache or goatee: Goatee, mustaches are grody.

18. Blondes or brunettes: Don’t make me choose. Please.

20. Tall or short: Tall.

21. Pants or shorts: Pants. They’re more stylish.

22. Night or day: Night. I’d every night outside if it were feasible. There’s always a cool breeze, the moon is beautiful, everything is calm.

ABOUT YOU…

29. Romantic memory: Romance? Hah. I wish.

30. Your good luck charm: N/A

31. Person you hate most: I am particularly lacking a fondness of the “greg” at my school. What a doofus.

32. Best thing that has happened lately: Buying Burnout 3.

33. On your desk: Kleenex, Dr Pepper, finger nail kit thingy, watch, keyboard, mouse, mouse pad, wallet, large roll of bills, change, leatherman, moniter.

34. Picture on your desktop: Two tanks from Halo.

35. Color[s]: Black, Red, Green, Deep Blue.

36. Movie[s]:

Unbreakable, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Matrix, Spiderman 2, The Bourne Identity, The Blues Brothers, Gladiator

37. Artist or band:

Bond, Coldplay, Moby, Modest Mouse, DJ Tiesto, Newsboys, Jars of Clay, DJ Doboy, Franz Ferdinand, Paul Oakenfeld

38. Car: Lambourghini.

39. Ice cream: Cookies n’ Cream.

41. Breakfast food: S’mores pop tarts with milk.

WHO…

42. Makes you laugh: Ben (Myers)

43. Makes you smile: Daniel or Gwen

44. Can make you feel better no matter what: Colette

45. Who has a crush on you: If someone did that, the world would come to an end. (Elliot wrote that but I thought it was fitting)

46. Do you have a crush on someone?: …

47. Who has it easiest?: HOMESCHOOLERS.

48. Gives you a funny feeling when you see them: the “greg” (from school) gives me nausia (pardon spelling), but other than that…

ETC…

49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call: No?

50. Save AIM conversations: I have over 10 MB of saved conversations, not including what I lost last time I reinstalled trillian. I automatically log everything. O.o

51. Save e-mails: Usually

52. Forward secret e-mails: No.

53. Wish you were someone else: Sometimes I wish I were a ninja, or a paladin, you know, that kind of thing.

54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: No.

55. Wear perfume: I’ve worn cologne on very rare occasions.

56. Kiss: Don’t make me laugh. Becuase…well…don’t make me cry. How about that?

57. Cuddle: Guess.

58. Sneak out: I have no reason to sneak out. So no.

59. Fallen for your best friend?: No.

60. Kissed two people in the same day?: Shut up.

62. Been rejected: I hate everyone who makes questions like this.

63. Been in love?: Don’t believe in true love at this point in life.

64. Been in lust?: Am I a teenage boy?

65. Used someone?: Oh yes, I am such a player and user.

66. Been used?: No.

67. Dumped someone?: Again.

68. Been cheated on?: Ditto.

69. Been kissed?: Again…..

70. Done something you regret?: Am I human?

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON…

71. You touched?: Alex Barr.

72. You talked to?: Daniel.

73. You hugged?: Colette.

74. You instant messaged?: Gwen.

75. You yelled at?: Probably Daniel, lol.

76. You thought about?: I don’t actually know, I hadn’t thought about anyone until this question, but I guess Colette?

77. Who text messaged you?: No cell phone.

78. Who broke your heart?: Nobody.

79. Who told you they love you?: My fajah.

MORE ABOUT YOU…

80. Color of your hair?: Blonde to dirt blonde.

81. Have tattoos?: Never shall I let my body go through such a process.

82. Have piercings?: Look up.

83. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yet again.

84. Own a webcam?: No.

85. Own a thong?: NO.

86. Have any pets: Daisy and Sam, dogs.

87. Sprechen sie Deutsch?: Du bist einer Depp.

88. Habla espanol?: No.

89. Parlez vous francais?: Nobody likes France. Or Canada. So go back to Mexico.

HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU…

90. Stolen anything?: Software and music..

91. Smoke?: No.

92. Schizophrenic?: It’s on my mom’s side genetically.

93. Obsessive?: Slightly, from my mom’s side.

94. Compulsive?: Again, from my mom’s side.

95. Obsessive compulsive?: Guess.

96. Panic?: Nope.

97. Anxiety?: Not really.

98. Depressed?: From my both sides of my family, I’ve shown signs of inheriting some of it.

I cut out a few just because they were that retarded.

O.o

For those IE users among my readers that either have not noticed the change in my blog or were too lazy to read my comments, I’v fixed the blog up for you. It looks slightly worse in Firefox (just the margins) but it’s a price I suppose I’m willing to pay. I’m now confident enough to leave links to my blog strewn about the internet in my emails and forum signatures. Burnout 3 and XBox Live should arrive on Tuesday or Wednesday (I was quite frustrated, I remember reading that I was getting free shipping and 10 dollars of Live (I ordered from EA directly instead of EB), but it turned out it was just the ten dollars off. I also thought I was getting a no tax deal (not all sites charge tax), but my hopes were failed on that. I probably should have gone with EB (they had free 3-day shipping and free 2 months of Live, which would hold me over until I could get a 12 month package. I also could have avoided shipping on Live by getting it in store later on…yeah, now that I think about it, that was a definite mistake. *sigh*), so maybe I’ll change the order if I have the chance tonight.

I have a fair amount of homework – German, Math, Chemistry, English, (i think) Global, so i’ve got a full night of homework up ahead. I gotta do a small retake of a test tomorrow after school for Chem, which, should bring my average just up to a 90. (it was a B today, they had my homework average at 66.7% even though I did all the homework, so I fixed that) I’m glad for this 4-day weekend though. *breathes sigh of relief*

O.o

School was pretty good for a Monday, almost no homework, and a fairly windy day makes for a pretty good package all around. My grades are slowly creeping back up, but I don’t think it’s in time for the 5-week report. Chemistry struck another blow to me in that I screwed up, again, on this lab, because I didn’t check the letter of the solution we took, meaning we don’t know the accepted value of what we measured. Anyone in Smith’s class would understand. Chemistry, even though I keep trying and trying just doesn’t wanna yield. I just need to keep sharp in there, it’s a lot different than my other classes. I can really just lay back and keep an ear out for something I don’t know most of the time, (this doesn’t work when I’m tired, I fade out too much).

I sold three Nintendo games to Jared, for 20 bucks (we agreed 15 but he gave me 20 anyways), meaning I have enough to get Burnout 3. I’ve found a deal on EA’s website to get 10 bucks off XBox Live and get free shipping, so I think I’m gonna take that. I’m planning on doing all my final mowing this Friday – It should be nice since it’s cooling down (It’s supposed to be 20 degrees tonight!), which I’m really sorta looking forward to, getting a little exercise, being outside, no school, I dunno, just seems like a nice prospect. At the moment I’m really chilling, all I have for homework is a short bit of reading for English. I kinda wish I could sit in a hammock with some techno (I really need this stuff on CD!) and nap. But I have no hammock, it’s too cold outside, I have no techno on CD, I could spend all day boring you with that nonsense. Anyways, I’m hoping I can order Burnout and Live tonight or tomorrow, using a little loan from mah rents.

O.o

Measuring the fame of a game is a hard thing to do. Everyone has different opinions, good and bad. But I think I’ve found a way to really get a basic measurement on a game’s fame. I call it the google. Measured in millions of search results, you can quickly find exactly how famous a game is. The key to this is using the exact phrase operator – “(insert query)”, it automatically removes all the DEFINATELY unrelated search results. For example, it changes the query ‘half life’ from 11.4 to 3.61. Those other 7.79 all just contained the word half or life. Obviously unrelated. But on to the point – I’ve measured all the games I own in googles, and some of you may find the results interesting. What you see (excepting the colon) is the exact query, only without the “_” operator.

Halo: 2.54 (see comments)

Total War: .929 (“Total War” game OR PC OR RTS OR rome OR medieval OR shogun)

Ninja Gaiden: .306 (“Ninja Gaiden” game OR xbox OR tecmo OR team OR ninja OR ryu OR hayabusa OR nintendo OR microsoft”

Fable: .667 (using “Fable” game OR xbox OR molyneux OR lionhead)

Dead or Alive: .551 (“dead or alive” game OR xbox OR fighting OR nintendo OR playstation OR Ultimate)

Grand Theft Auto: 1.92 (“Grand Theft Auto” game OR ps2 OR xbox OR PC OR tommy OR vercetti)

Starcraft: .7 (using “starcraft” Blizzard OR RTS OR PC OR game OR protoss OR terran OR zerg OR brood OR war) (also remember this thing was made in 1996, so the popularity of it faded before websites were as easily made/maintained)

Warcraft: 1.34 (“Warcraft” blizzard OR RTS OR game OR PC )

Rainbow Six: .749 (“Rainbow Six” game OR PC OR xbox OR FPS OR tom OR Clancy’s OR ubisoft)

Splinter Cell: .904 (“Splinter Cell” game OR xbox OR PC OR ps2 OR gc OR gamecube OR sam OR fisher OR stealth OR ubisoft OR tom OR clancy’s)

Final Fantasy: 1.85 (using “Final Fantasy” game OR playstation OR ps2 OR PC OR square OR RPG)

Keep in mind that some games don’t work under this method. Ex: Mario. That will give you approximately 11, but the vast majority are about actualy PEOPLE, so you can’t count that as accurate. Halo and Half Life both have a healthy chance of being inflated, due to the names. Halo is gonna bring up stuff about, well, halos, and Half Life is gonna bring up sites on chemistry and radioactive substances, so it evens out, essentially. Here are some other interesting queries I did.

Half Life (as a note, this did also include the hyphenated form of the name, so those weren’t omitted): 2.76 (see comments)

Zelda: 1.33 (using “Zelda” game OR link OR miyamoto OR Nintendo OR gamecube)

Metroid: .486 (using “Metroid” prime OR samus OR Nintendo OR gamecube OR game)

Diablo: 1.21 (using “Diablo” game OR Blizzard OR PC)

Gran Turismo: 1.15 (using “Gran Turismo” game OR ps2 OR playstation OR racing OR cars)

Myst: .562 (using “Myst” game OR PC OR xbox OR ubisoft)

Metal Gear Solid: .986(using “Metal Gear Solid” game OR ps2 OR playstation OR snake)

Resident Evil: 1.47 (using “resident evil” game OR playstation OR ps2 OR PC OR gamecube OR gc)

Unreal Tournament: 1.27 (using “Unreal Tournament” game OR PC OR FPS)

Let me know if I left any big franchises out, I think I got most of em. I didn’t try Doom because of the horrid innacuracy it will bring up, there’s too much other stuff you can pull out of that. Just on the first page of results there were two unrelated links.

EDIT: I’ve changed all the searches with said queries, I think it really represents everything MUCH more accurately.

O.o

Ah yes, I do love Fridays. Spent the afternoon down at the Apple Festival with Ben and Colette, then walked home and played some Ninja Gaiden after Fable continually gave me the dirty disc error. I’ve realized the Ninja Gaiden soundtrack is excellent – it’s an awesome combo of techno and classical techniques. Along with a good game. I’m hoping to get enough money for Live sooner or later so I can get those upgrades for Ninja Gaiden (new weapon, more outfits for Ryu, handful of new enemies, improved graphics, new music, improved AI and increased difficulty), and then Burnout 3, and then Rome: Total War. So many games, so little time! *glee*

In other news: HALO 2 IS ONE WEEK OR LESS FROM GOLD STATUS. Frankie announced today in Bungie’s weekly update that they just shipped the game to final testing, where it will be double checked for errors and glitching, and from then on it’s just production and compiling of everything. They have over 2 million pre orders to fill, and that’s not even including Best Buy, Amazon, FYE, Target, Walmart, etc., and all those stores. They’ve got some work to do still, obviously. That psyched me up a little bit.

In even better news: Sam may be coming over next weekend. He hasn’t confirmed it with the dude he’s hitching a ride with, but if all goes well, he’ll be here for three days next weekend. Cool, yes? Yes, it is.

EDIT: Sam isn’t going to be coming after all. It turns out the guy he was coming over with doesn’t have enough room in his car.

I really love Ninja Gaiden’s soundtrack.

O.o

I. Need. Sleep.

My eyes hurt.

They feel like they’re BLEEDING. Sorry, disgusting imagery there.

I’m doing very poorly in school, bad grades on all my tests thus far, so, I’m not happy with that. I’m trying to improve, but this lack of sleep really makes it hard to remember anything.

Oy.

Nighty night all.

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Zach and Paul came over here for a little bit, Zach left to do homework, and Paul and I ate pizza and I owned him as Sweden in a soccer game. Hehe. Fun.

I was particularly interested by today’s Penny-Arcade ramble. I am not not normally fond of Gabe’s semi-spastic ravings, but he really nailed a popular misconception about charity. I’m not gonna explain it here, just go read it. The other part of the post that perked my interest was the mention of Splinter Cell 3. Obviously the webmaster there is grammatically deficient, but we’ll look past that. I have been checking in on SC3 every now and then, and it’s looking very nice. Gamespot has a fair amount of gameplay movies showing off the new combat knife, a lot of the new abilities, but none of the co-op play or versus play have been demonstrated. The release date got pushed to March, which is jsut in time for my birthday. I’m set for games for a very long time – I’m gonna get Live soon (meaning I can get the new content for Ninja Gaiden, supposedly quite good) and also do SOMETHING with Fable over live (not really sure what). That should entertain me till November 9, and so on. And I thought I could save up for a computer – HAH! OH WELL.

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Oy, I’m bored. It’s 8th period here, in my only study hall every 6 days. Sho was supposed to come with me, but as luck would have it, she was one of like two people who didn’t get a pass. *mutter* I don’t have any homework I’d really wanna do here (I have English, in which i have to write 5 vignettes, but I only write when I have music. Techno. You get the idea. Apparantly my dad is gonna take me and Paul to see “Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow” sometime during the week, which looks corny, but supposedly it’s not bad. Anyways, that’s all I have worth writing.

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To my utter dismay, I’ve found the Internet explorer is screwing with me again. I swear, if IE were a real person I’d kill him/her so many times, it wouldn’t even be funny. No, I’m serious. The incompetence it must have taken to produce such a crappy product is mind-boggling.

My greatest apologies to you Internet Explorer users. Among the errors that IE has with my page, here they are, including but not limited to:

-Text is screwy, displays too large or too small, depending on resolution and IE settings.

-Sidebar and Header are not aligned correctly despite the fact I have them correctly calibrated with precentages.

-Header is covered partially by the overhead Blogger bar.

-Various issues with text formatting (will often make entire blog posts bold or italicized).

I’m really sorry, but I’m done with my blog-fixing phase, I put a whole lot of time into it over the summer, and it looked great before, but if you really want it to look correct, go get Firefox and become a better person. Once again, my greatest apologies, but I don’t have the energy to fix it.

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My reflections on Fable: was it worth the wait, the hype, and all that jazz?

EDIT: You better appreciate this. It took me two hours. Enjoy all 6 pages, 20 paragraphs, 232 lines, 3,730 words, 20,627 characters of it. Enjoy it, or you owe me two hours of my life back.

I blabbed to you people about Fable for nearly a week in a row a month ago, and now that I have it, I’ve beaten it, and am already halfway through the game again, (I’ve spent almost 30 hours on the game thus far, I’m sure I’ll suck more out of it) I’m pretty sure I can give some accurate reflections on how the game really came out. When I first played the game I didn’t see the problems I had as the fault of the developer (Big Blue Box), but as I progress, I’m seeing more and more that really just seems like they spent too much time on parts that need not be attended to. The general feel you get when playing in Fable is that of being a hero. They accomplished that – you do feel like you’re controlling a hero that you’ve formed and created, however, it’s what you can do with that hero that really matters. I’m gonna make this easy to understand by using bullets. All the positive points I have about the game will be +, and yeah, you get the idea.

+ Character Customization (Clothing): It’s very apparent that they spent an enormous amount of time on this – and I’m glad they did. Your character has a choice between 23 different suits of clothing – and they all look significantly different. If you wanted to be picky, you might say there were only 6-7 suits of clothing. This is because there are always three variants of one model of clothing. Example: Chain-mail has a normal set of armor, and then a bright set, and a dark set. These bright and dark sets have differing modifiers to attractiveness, scariness, and alignment. The coloring is much different, but, the model is still the same. However, the coloring is different enough (to me) not to worry about that. The thing that astounds me about all the clothing is that everything but three suits (plate-mail) has perfect collision detection – there are no visible errors or clashes with collisions between your weapons, body and armor.

– Character Customization (Weapons): I was rather dissapointed in this category. The weapon types are rather basic, and the sheer number of weapons is very small. They made approximately 50 different weapons – in total, no more. There were a few levels of weapons which were simple and nondescript. Iron < style=”font-style: italic;”>liked about the weapons was augmenting. You could find or buy gems to augment into your weapon to produce a certain ability, most of which were fairly basic. There were fire, lightning and silver augmentations (no need to explain, RIGHT?) as well was sharpening, piercing , mana, health, and experience. Sharpening just increased basic damage, piercing reduced your enemy’s armor effectiveness, mana continually restored mana, health did the same, experience increased your experience intake. Kinda cool, but all weapons have a limit on how much you can augment (the best weapons had a max of 3 augmentations, and the legendary weapons were already augmented). Augmented weapons would glow and glitter based on what you augmented into them. Arrows would also reflect the augmentation, which was cool to watch in first person.

+/- Character Customization (Appearance): This was one of the prime features presented when the game was in early development – you could go to a barber and get a haircut, get a mustache, or a beard, as well as get tattoos from a tattooist, either on your leg, arm, chest, back, or head. Each barber or tattooist has a basic set of tattoos or haircuts they can give you (around 8 or so), and if you want more, you have to find barber or tattoo “cards”. Finding these cards allows you to get the specified tattoo/haircut from any barber or tattooist. It’s not a bad idea, it just doesn’t really make sense. It would really be much cooler just to be able to have the entire list at the beginning of the game. I believe I’ve found all the haircut cards, and there are approximately 7-8 mustache cuts, 7-8 beards, and 11-12 haircuts. The tattoo selection isn’t as good – probably 4-5 arm, 4-5 leg, 7-8 face, 9-10 chest, and 9-10 back. Considering tattoos have much greater room for creativity, I would expect at least twice that amount. I wasn’t terribly found of the majority of the tattoos, I only liked 3 or 4 enough to ever apply them. I suppose also fitting into this category are scars. If you are hit, you will develop a scar, which reduces attractiveness and increases scariness. This is a fun addition – it’s cool to see how well your skills have maintained your character. I am not sure whether scars reflect actual hits, or just area of strike. Age also plays a big factor. As you grow older, your hair may grow gray or white, and your skin will wrinkle. Being a heavy magic user will cause your hair to gray or whiten much faster, or investing a lot into strength abilities will cause you to become taller, more muscular, and hairier. Skill abilities will cause you to become more lithe and agile. Its all in how you play, and that’s the part I like most about appearance.

+/- Character Customization (Alignment + Renown): The cornerstone of what made Fable so famous in the first place, it came under very heavy scrutiny, and it sort of held up. It depends on what you’re looking for. The good and evil system is fun and well-done. You gain evil points by killing innocents, stealing, breaking doors and windows, and certain plot elements give you a choice between good and evil acts. You can also donate to the evil temple by sending them sacrifices of blood! Good acts are mostly just killing enemies – I don’t know of any other way to become good, besides donating to the good temple with lots of money! I think they could have been a little more creative, but it’s not a big deal. People will react to you different based on alignment – they won’t necessarily fear you if you’re evil, or love you if you’re good. But if you’re good, you’ll receive comments like “I wish everyone were like you!” or they might clip and whistle for you. If you’re evil, people might cringe and go” Eww!”, (all depending on attractiveness and scariness, still) or run away, or scream, it’s all pretty cool. Some reactions are a little over-used, but I suppose If I don’t change alignment for two days of playing and wear the same clothes, too, I shouldn’t really expect much else. Renown is based largely upon quests. Renown isn’t changed by alignment – people know you or they don’t. Unfortunately, I never noticed a real change in reactions as I became more renowned with my first character. You initial status is “unknown”, and after a while rises to “familiar” then to “well-known” “famous” and so on. With my second character, I noticed many audible changes in reactions to me as I grew more famous – people would call out my name (well, my title, at least. you cannot have a name, only a title, which I chose to be Piemaster) and randomly clap, it was rather satisfying. You can boost renown by showing off trophies you gain from quests. However, both systems were rather shallow. They didn’t really change much, and renown was easily maxed before the end of the game. Even though I played through the game as evil as possible, I could donate enough to the temple and because a saint. What’s with that?! It would be one the if I could somewhat change my alignment, but there should be a limit, considering I killed my OWN SISTER so I could rule the world. Oh well.

+ Character Customization (Leveling Up): The system for leveling up in Fable was extremely well done. It’s definitely a different system. There are 4 categories in which you have experience – General, Strength, Skill, and Will. Any time you kill an enemy, it drops General experience. Strength, Skill, and Will are gained by using skills specific to each category. For example, using a sword will give you strength experience each time you hit the enemy, because melee attacks are under the strength category. When you want to level a skill up, it uses its specific category first, and then uses up the reserve of general experience. This really makes it easier to make a less-specific character. Personally, I prefer to make Strong, Agile heroes, so I’d invest in Strength and Skill, and this system lets me do that easily. All the different skills you can get from each category are well made – the spells for Will even have a visual demonstration of what you’ll get. Overall a solid system. Unfortunately there are level caps, so that prevents truly area-specific heroes.

– Mobility: This is probably my greatest grief with the game. You just don’t have mobility. If you’ve ever played ANY Zelda at all, you know that you have a lot of room to breathe and explore – it’s a part of what makes it fun and replayable. The problem with Fable is that you don’t have a choice in how you go about getting to where you want to go. At best, your choice is a) go around the left side of the rock or b) go around the right side of the rock. It’s not an exaggeration. The towns are not quite this constrained, but I often find myself sighing as I cannot explore. My nature is to go check every nook and cranny for a chest or item or whatever you please, but you really can’t explore. I can probably guess at the reason they did this – the graphical quality was too high. I’ll get to that in a minute, but they could only make the area so big or the framerate would drop. Back to the point – there’s also an excessive amount of loading times. Notice I said loading times, not loading time. The loading times in themselves are short – never more than 10 seconds. However, they are very common. If you decided to run from one end of the world to the other, I count at least 15 loads, possibly more. This is why they created teleporters from town to town, but, that sort of takes away from the feel of being in a living, breathing world. The only plus side for mobility I can mention is the speed at which you run – they allow you to run at a rather brisk pace, so you don’t have to snore as your character runs from one end of town to the other. Rather refreshing, but definitely does not cover for the loading times and strict borders.

– Quests/Storyline: This is a major pitfall in how the game feels. The plot is very….uninvolving, uninteresting, uncreative, it really just doesn’t suck you in like the rest of Fable can. The plot (don’t yell at me for spoilers, ok?) is about, well, you. You start off with your home and village burned, and you’re rescued and taken to the Heroes Guild for training. Once done, you go out into the world and discover your sister is alive, and that she’s a seeress, and had her eyes cut out when your town was burned. You then discover that your mother is alive, so you set out to rescue her (no choices here, for some reason) and you get captured (no choice again) and the only way to get out is to steal a key from the warden (woo for lack of choices) and then you set out again to stop the evil dude who imprisoned you, and you race around the world stopping him from activating these “focus” sights (which were never mentioned before, you saw them, they just looked like ruins, really kinda random) and you fail (guess what, no choice!) and then you chase him until he kills your mother (guess what I’m thinking!) and you kill him and then FINALLY you get a choice – you take the uber powerful sword and kill your sister….or throw it into a vortex randomly created by the dude you killed. Now remember in all of this you never get a valid reason from the dude as to why he wants the world to burn and have a lack of living things on it, he just does it. Overall, a boring and not well thought-out plot. As for the quests themselves, they’re not as bad as the plot. You have an option of “boasting” on most quests, which makes them slightly harder but gets you more renown and money, if you accomplish them. Most boasts are either too easy or too hard. There’s always two or three that are available for any mission, these being “Fist Fighter” (fight with just fists and no aggressive spells), “No Protection” (do the quest naked), and “Without a Scratch” (never get hurt), none of which are fun or interesting. There’s usually 1 or 2 others which are easy to accomplish. In total there’s between 40-60 quests, it really depends on what you count. There are about 15 main quests (AKA “gold” quests)which are all plot involved, and then about 20-25 side quests (AKA “silver” quests)which you can do whenever you please – most of which are more fun than the main quests. There is a final branch of quests which are found by talking to people throughout the game, things like finding a hidden treasure, completing various tasks to marry a mayor, and these are “bronze” quests. They do not significantly boost renown or money and cannot be boasted. They are mostly what you do at the end of the game – there are about 10-15 of these. With all these quests alone there’s easily 40 of them, so I don’t understand where some reviewers get the number 30 from. My approximate guess is 50, but I would add a few quests they didn’t directly list (like finding “demon doors” and unlocking the silver chests, minute stuff like that, that when added together forms a sizable task as a quest). But I degress. Quests are all handled by going to the Heroes Guild and getting Quest Cards. Kind of akward, as there’s supposed to be this dire situation, and you have to go back and grab this card…very weird. Could have been handled much better. The quests are fun, and since there’s approximately 50 (to elaborate again, by my standards, if you did all 50, you would be 100% done with the game and nothing more could be done at all to further or advance your character in any way shape or form, so, yeah) you can have a good amount of entertainment. Not to my satisfaction though.

+ Visuals/Audio: The game is simply beautiful – you can’t top the graphical quality you’ll see in Fable. As I mentioned earlier with collision detections – they did a tremendous job on that. The lighting is astounding, the world is just a sight for sore eyes. However, I feel that this beauty is the cause of restricted environments. Personally, I’ll take a crappy generic ground texture for some room to explore over a beautiful, linear…path. At this rate, games will end up being a box. It will be the most beautiful box you’ve ever seen! You can do anything at all in this box, anything you can think of, except, well, leave it. We obviously won’t ever reach that point with games, but, I’ll still take expanse over restriction any day. As for the frame rate, it ran rather well. (My guess is about 35 FPS) The only noticeable drops were before and after load points, cut scenes, basically anything that switched from standard view. There was also one point where there were 15 people on the screen, it dropped to about 10 FPS there. Beyond that, it was solid. As for the audio – equally astounding. The ambience is just jaw dropping at some points. The music is very pleasant, I’ve found myself stopping and just listening to it once or twice, and fits the feel of the game very nicely. The voice acting is surprisingly well done – at least, all those outside of the cutscenes. (I found all plot related dialogue to seem kinda corny/fake, for some reason) The surrounding people’s reactions are very well articulated and the variety of responses is also good – my rough guess is that if you just walked up to any old person, you’d get 20-25 different reactions just off the spot from using expressions and talking, perhaps another 20-25 by changing armor (and using expressions afterwards), and probably another 20-25 by changing alignment, and then you can probably get about 10 new responses from each title you can buy (There are at least 25 titles available to buy, so, you do the math). Certain characters have too few – traders being the worst of the lot. A short-sighted mistake on their part, but minor. In any case, all of it sounds good.

+Combat: The combat was well implemented – it looks good, it doesn’t get old, it’s satisfying, it really just pleases all around. Melee combat has a few elements – blocking, rolling, and (duh) attacking. There’s a targeting system much akin to Zelda’s, and you can block which will stop all damage coming to you (back and front, but there is an animation for deflecting a back attack) and you can roll around your enemy. You can’t block arrows, only dodge, which I kinda liked, but can get annoying in big battles. If the enemy blocks your attacks enough times, you’ll gain an attack called a flourish, which is really just more powerful blow than goes through your opponent’s blocks.Ranged combat is all bows, you can go first person and try decapitating your enemy with a headshot, or use the targeting system and power up your shots and all. It’s nifty – they made use of the touch-sensitive buttons so that pressing harder allows you to do more damage and such. Very few games utilize that. Magic is pretty self explanatory – I would like to note that all the magic is EXTREMELY fun to use. All the spells have very unique animations, and in themselves are not standard (aside, from of course, lightning and fireball). Slow time is a fun one – at mastered level everyone nearly stops – you can run around your enemy, smack them up a bit, run to another enemy, smack em up, it’s really great fun. The system for using magic is also good – I’ll cover that in a second though. The variety of enemies is a little low for an entire game. Compared to the size of the world it isn’t, but for the length of the game it is. I think there are only 18-20 different enemies, but, in defense, they’re all different and require different fighting techniques to battle. The final thing about combat that I liked was the “combat multiplier” feature. Each time you hit an enemy, you would get a higher combat multiplier. If you were hit, you would lose the multiplier, or it would round down to the nearest number of 20, 10, or 5. The multiplier multiplies how much experience you gain, and really challenges you to do well in the battle. The amount your multiplier goes up is based the number damage you do to your target. Ex: If I do 500 damage to any enemy, my multiplier will go up to about 5 or 6 instantly. After that, It will probably take 4 more hits to get to 10, about 10 more hits to get to 20, and from then on it increases exponentially. For an idea of how hard it is to get above 20, my highest multiplier is 26 – and I fought for 5 minutes straight, with a lot of hits to me, but my point still stands.

+Interface/Other: As I frantically try and wrap this up (I’ve been writing for two hours), the interface was good. Very functional, not too cluttered, and displayed everything you wanted to know, The spell system was good, you had 6 sets of three spells you could quickly scroll through, and the functionality of using the D-Pad for expressions and items was very nice. Very well thought out. Interactions were made easy by having enemies outlined in red, important characters in green, and standard characters in blue. Other things I wanted to mention but don’t fit in the other categories are the statistics menu, marriage, and pubs. The statistics menu records TONS of stuff – how many of each enemy you’ve killed, your farthest chicken kick, your favorite spell, how many houses you have, the list is huge. Very nice. Marriage is possible and is all based on the attraction system. Girls (and guys, ugh) can fall for you and if you give them a wedding ring, they’ll marry you (if you have a house). Rather short and weird, but, just another thing to note. Bars are cool – you can get drunk, drink till you throw up, get other people drunk, or play bar games which are all little mini games in which you wager money. You can play stuff like blackjack or coin golf, kinda cool, not super interesting, but cool. FINALLY, you can also buy houses. If you kill the owner of a house, a for sale sign appears out front, and then you can buy it for a marginal amount of money – you can own an entire town.

My gosh. This took me exactly two hours.

My score: 8.9/10

Positives: Fun, easy going, soothing, generally just an enjoyable play.

Negatives: Limited, not fully creative, superficially based.

Most comparable to: Zelda, Vice City

Time Value: For someone with an imagination and enjoys RPGs, probably 30-40 hours. The average Joe will probably get 15-25 hours.

I AM DONE.

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Ah, fridays, we do love them. School is ok, i’m really not doing well grade-wise. My math teacher sucks. We keep learning something new and thena week after learning it, get a problem harder than ANYTHING we had on homework or in class, its like she enjoys watching her students fail. Honestly, when 25/30 kids fail a math quiz, that’s not normal. She’s fresh out of college, and really inexperienced. The only reason she can handle the class is because everyone is so tired.

Oh well.