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Behold, the power of cheese Microsoft…

At approximately 6 AM this morning, Halo 2 was leaked. The full version of the French PAL game was released onto every p2p network and a piracy forum. Almost every XBox related forum was immediately rushed with links, new hosts, spoilers, screenshots, you name it. That lasted, at most, 12 hours. Microsoft stepped in.

All 24 known p2p sites are clean. Every XBox forum I know of is clean. I applaud you, Microsoft.

I have an image of a 19-year-old French hacker, sitting in prison, next to a buff and tattooed man. Inquiring in a gruff voice, “What’re you doing here?”. The French hacker grins and responds, “I haf leaked ze Halo 2 game! We we!”

Rot in prison, you disgusting example of a gamer.

Or suffer millions in lawsuits.

Either one suits me.