biden my tongue

now that the voting’s over, i can finally stop biting my tongue and rag on what a garbage candidate Biden has been.

as we transition into this fresh hell where we play footsie with a coup, i simply could not imagine a campaign i feel less compelled to rally behind. they are empty vessels, an utterly bleak and soulless vision for the future of society.

this campaign was literally saved by trump’s relentless incompetence with covid. that’s what it took to squeeze Joe hair-sniffin’, shoot-em-in-the-leg, you-aint-black, you-know-the-thing Biden through on the narrowest of margins: a global goddamn pandemic.

the democratic party is pushing the limits of my pragmatism. this shit isn’t working.