Ben made this…so…
01) Name? …i’ll amuse you. my name is tim.
02) Starting comments? that first question was retarded. i mean, everyone knows MY name! or they should.
***HYPOTHETICAL***
03) If you could have 2 super powers, what would they be? teleportation and transformation
04) If you were a super hero, what costume would you have?
tight black leath—ahem. black silk cape, green + black carbon fiber/kevlar vest, black long sleeve shirt (silk), black baggy silk pants, black kevlar helmet, and excessively thick and durable boots. black and green. and a riot shield (black and green). and a bandana. that’s green too.
05) If you could choose the color of the sky, what color would you choose? green
06) If you could choose the color of the SEA, what color would you choose? black
07) If you were an adventurer, what would be your weapon of choice? a flail. unless it’s a modern day adventurer, then I’d have to choose a G3SG/1. (H&K sniper rifle)
08) Pick a place in the world that, if it sank into the ocean and was never seen again, you wouldn’t care about? CANADA.
09) If you could transform into an animal, what animal would it be and why?
flying squirrel, because squirrels are cute and they’re probably about as nimble as mammals get.
10) If you could kill the makers of a certain commercial on TV, what commercial would it be? those stupid, retarded time warner cable commercials. all of them. I hate them all.
***FAVORITE***
11) Word? …penguin…(heehee Colette!)
12) Flower? potato. not really, probably a tulip..
13) TV show? ooh, tough one. Cosby Show, possibly Family Guy
14) Video game? FFVII
15) Place to eat? CHILE’S!
***WHAT COMES TO MIND WHEN I SAY***
16) Potato? a potato.
17) German? everything that comes to mind involves hitler. it may be because I just watched a documentary on greece and how it got invaded in WWII
18) Pooch? a dog.
19) Lion? kenya.
20) Skeleton? a skeleton.
21) Pop-tart? toaster
22) Menstrual? …
23) Fluffy? a very furry poodle
24) Nothing? cake.
25) Cellular? a cell phone.
***NEAR WORST CASE***
26) You’re tied up in a sack, along with some potatoes, some twisty-ties, and a small American flag. You’re in the back seat of a car being driven off to somewhere by an armed kidnapper. What do you do?
eat potatoes until you have anough room to move semi freely. gnaw through the sack with your teeth and make two slits for your hands. take the american flag and twisty ties, looping them together. choke the kidnapper with makeshift rope-thingy, sell the car, buy an HDTV and go home.
27) You’re stranded on a desert island, except that the sand is made out of needles, and you have a sword in your stomach. Also, you spontaneously combust every 5 minutes, and the undead red baron is flying in circles overhead, waiting for his chance to strike. What do you do?
well you obviously wouldn’t know that you’d spontaneously combust every 5 minute unless you’d gone through it, so, we can assume I’m undead. that reduces the threat of the red baron, and makes him a target to maintain survival.
***END***
28) List these on a scale from least to greatest:. (?!? i dunno what I’m supposed to be listing…)
29) On a scale of 1 to 10, pick something and rate it, make it clever! woo…ummm….life. life is about an 8 right now. yep.
30) Ending comments? i want more of those “worst case scenarios” and “what comes to mind” things. otherwise fun.
31) What you wish your name was? i actually like my name.