Valium + Vicodin

This surgery could almost be defined as fun.

Not even joking.

I haven’t felt any pain at all.

This stuff basically makes me grin CONSTANTLY, bashed my motor skills (I seriously can’t walk around the house without gripping something solid), and is actually making me hallucinate. Playing SK is bizarre – I keep reading things that aren’t even remotely there, and I start typing responses, only to realize halfway through that a) i haven’t actually been typing anything, but actually pressing the “=” key, and that b) nothing i’m look at it is even remotely related to what I, for whatever reason, thought was happening.

Surgery was absolutely painless. Today’s been 100% awesome, except for drooling blood all over my pillow and some blankets.